interzones:

i mean this with 100% sincerity when i say this: if you have a discourse sideblog of any kind, log out, turn off your computer, and find a hobby. now. read a book that isn’t in the YA section of your local barnes and noble. go see a movie. take up gardening. learn to paint. please, for the love of christ, do something else, you are wasting your life on this website.

updogonline:

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

mamapluto:

mad-hare:

Lads he’s dustbathing in nothing the absolute madman

I can’t believe your bird’s telling you to sweep

alcindora:

there she is… the Giant Slice

flyingbatteries:

i’m losing my mind 

somecutething:

Someone put a bone on top of the glass table, with the dog underneath it. 

unregistered-hypercam2:

dwergaz:

i’m just a regular person on the internet with a pornography obsession so significant that it is impossible even for strangers not to notice. however, i’m normal. don’t mind the orgasming cartoon woman i have as my profile pic – it’s just her head so it is OK. let’s talk about something normal, i expect you to be able to ignore all this

it takes a special level of shamelessness to reblog something like this and write “me tho lol” in the tags. it is beyond reason to do what’s highlighted in the above post but it absolutely takes a whole, entire step beyond that to self-identify with content that is directly, unabashedly making fun of you

luxkovacs:

redscharlach:

My name is cow
and wen I see
a sign that don’t
apply to me
I laff at dogs
who cannot stray
and with much glee
I skip awae

@mirandaputsherbestbuttforward

sheabutterbitch:

A long time ago I took a course on the sociology of marriage and my professor said “With compromise, you both lose. As a couple, you must collaborate on the best possible outcome.” Ever since, I never prioritize compromise in a relationship, only collaboration.

supacutiepie:

sarannewrapc:

wearepeasant:

danthesantana:

bootyunit:

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

the god of chaos

What color is his shirt

I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND

He is a  fucking bull riding stripper….

loriinae:

nonbinarypeach:

loriinae:

find yourself a plus size clown dom call that a big top

elise not a day goes by that I don’t pray to God for him to shut you up for good .

whats a god to a clown

voljinsspear:

Can you imagine how that trailer would have gone if Vol’jin was still warchief?

Anduin: “So… we cool?”

Vol’jin: “Yah.”

SMASHCUT

WORLD OF WARCRAFT: A PLEASANT DAY

(small cut to Sylvanas and Genn who are wearing their get-along-shirt)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

good news everyone i got hired by the queer eye guys. i’m gonna be the sixth one and whenever they do a makeover i will be the one to go through the guy’s steam library and tell him which games suck

turing-tested:

i am so fucking tired of people stanning elmo. we get it. youre not really invested in the story, you just pick the most famous one to support because you dont ACTUALLY care about emotional depth or back story. he doesnt have anything going for him exept that he’s red. thats it. thats all he fucking has going for him. congrats. you could choose literally any other character but you dont, because you have bad fucking taste. just admit youre a fake seasame street fan and go.